Jason Gardner Official Fan Club

"Thu, Nov 17, 2011" The Colbert Report
recently watched on hulu

Saharan Motel
posted on flickr

"Incredible Hand Paintings"
last read on stumble upon

"So Old/Playdate" Louie
recently watched on netflix

"The Best Breakfast Cereals" by Lindsay Funston
noted on Evernote

Backside Tailslide
posted on flickr

Wildwood by Colin Meloy
currently reading on goodreads

180
posted on flickr

"1906 San Francisco quake captured in color by Frederick Ives"
last read on digg

recent photo from jasongardner
on bubblegum

Brooklyn Bridge
posted on flickr

"Thu, Nov 17, 2011" The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
recently watched on hulu

Jason Gardner is afraid of sunlight

Jason Gardner tempts me in sinful and terrible ways

Jason Gardner is a sexy beast

Jason Gardner is really a pseudonym

Jason Gardner is overrated

"Jason"
public playlist on Spotify

"Wait So Long" by Trampled by Turtles
most played song on Zune

Now listening to Arcade Fire radio on Pandora

Arcade Fire Radio
last played on Pandora

The Waits Room EP by Delta Spirit
recently downloaded from iTunes

Jason's Zune Card

"My website was listed in this article: 40 HTML5 Powered Websites http://t.co/f1ajq3Xz"

Why aren't more Goosebumps stories available on the Kindle? Cause e-books are spineless!

Standing outside the office on a smoke break. A guy in a windowless, white van slowly drove by while pointing and staring at me. I'm telling you this now in case I go missing later.

"Jeremy Lin puns really put the 'Asia' into paronomasia. #Linsanity"

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3
recently played on xbox live

Skyrim
recently played on xbox live

Belly dancing is not apart of the Naval Academy's curriculum? Go figure.

"Pickled Baby Chili #WouldBeAGoodBandName"

30,000 lines of code + 18 months of work
= 12 fl. oz. of Corona + 1 happy ginger. Merchandise Online is finally out of the development phase. :)

I think Trojan needs to reconsider their mascot. The screaming kid at Subway with juice stains on his shirt, and (what I hope is) chocolate all over the fingers not in his nose, is giving me a much more compelling reason to buy brand name condoms.

It took over a year and a half, but I finally managed to submit my Laffy Taffy jokes. The most time-consuming part was learning to live with myself after addressing an envelope to "Mr. William Wonka"

Just purchased my first shares of stock. Now is probably a bad time to start putzing around with Wall Street, but at least now I can make financial zingers like this:

With the US dollar this weak, the world may be turning to a new standardized currency before too long. I say forget the euro and the renminbi – I'm investing in limbs as a viable reserve currency. We'll all be paying an arm and a leg for everything soon!

I guarantee that joke will make any stockbroker S&P their pants.

"I like my lobster single molted. #RichPeopleStuff"

"My website was mentioned again, but this time it's mentioned in Japanese! http://t.co/E1IMefM1 via @wdscratch"